Fairway Funny Gifts

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Tee for Two!

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Golfers lost on the road

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'What a divot?'

Golf

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.