Fairway Funny Pillows

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Tee for Two!

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Golfers lost on the road

I warned you to keep it low!

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Golf

'What a divot?'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...