Fairway Flirt Pillows

'You made that divot deliberately.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

You are my sunshine!

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Shuck me.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Tee for Two!

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'What a divot?'