Fairway Friend Pillows

'I'll concede that, boss.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'I don't even remember how this routine got started.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Hey, do you mind if I play through?

'Looks Like Fred Threw His Back Out.'

"Looks Like Fred Threw His Back Out."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Not that slowly back...'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Tee for Two!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Golfers lost on the road

I warned you to keep it low!

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'