Fanatic Of Fairways Pillows

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfing Bishop.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Tee for Two!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Golfers lost on the road

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Thanks, but I know all about the Dogs of the Dow. My problem is I end up with them, instead of starting.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caddy With A Cool Box

Golf

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Mind if we play through?"