Faithful Fairways Pillows

Golfing Bishop.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Golfers lost on the road

'What a divot?'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

"Mind if we play through?"

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Fish golfing.