Faithful Fairway Player Pillows

'The minister asked where you were, and I had to tell him you were golfing. He said he would pray for you and for your return to the flock.'

Golfing Bishop.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Tee for Two!

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I warned you to keep it low!

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Thanks, but I know all about the Dogs of the Dow. My problem is I end up with them, instead of starting.'

'What a divot?'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

"Mind if we play through?"

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Fish golfing.