Faithful Fairway Walker Pillows

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfing Bishop.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Golfers lost on the road

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

I warned you to keep it low!

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golf

'What a divot?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

"Mind if we play through?"

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."