Fairway Jokester Pillows

"You tee off last, Ed, otherwise I'll be laughing so hard I won't be able to concentrate!"

Carefree luggage.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Cleaning the Horse

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"We need someone who's responsible."

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."

No Hand Signals

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

Jurassic Par.

'Vodka!'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

'Choose rich parents.'

'You state on your resume that you want to work very little, but get paid a lot. I do appreciate your honesty.'

'Look at this advert. It looks exactly like my job.'

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

'He's asleep, you wuss! Just hit the ball!'

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

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