Fairway Jester Pillows

"I'm practising my dropping."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Beer Order

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Rugby oldies

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

The herd of hearing.

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Stretcher Header.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

Santa playing golf.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"No one turned in a cow, pig or chicken Mr. McDonald."

"Bloody Chelsea Tractors!"