Fairway Jester Gifts

"I'm practising my dropping."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Beer Order

'Not that slowly back...'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Cockerel sings the blues...

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Rugby oldies

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

The herd of hearing.

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Stretcher Header.

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Santa playing golf.

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"No one turned in a cow, pig or chicken Mr. McDonald."

"Wot, no economy?"