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This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I guess she had other plans for you.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Beer Order

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Golfers lost on the road

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Rugby oldies

At the golf detox clinic.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

"Just a few pumps more...!"

Medical advice for runners road signs.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'