Golf Gear Guru Gifts

At the golf detox clinic.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Jack Nicklaus.

Farmer Golf

"How much for my golf ball?"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

I guess she had other plans for you.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Sport Utility Boot.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

It can be taken up at any age....

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'