Golf Gear Junkie Gifts

Golfers lost on the road

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I guess she had other plans for you.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"You have a good lie."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

At the golf detox clinic.

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

Farmer Golf

Apres Golf

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day."

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

"I told you it was a rough course to play."

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

Charlie is a 'scratch' golfer.

'Nice caddying job, son - here's a little tip.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

OBSOLETE: Any piece of audio equipment you bought last year for mega bucks.

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball

Jack Nicklaus.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'