Golf Gear Geek Gifts

Where is your other glove?

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I guess she had other plans for you.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Deregulated Baseball

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"You have a good lie."

Golfers lost on the road

'I like to stay connected 247.'

At the golf detox clinic.

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Farmer Golf

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

Egg Golf

"Which way to the summit? I lost track."

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'