Golf Geek Gifts

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

Charlie is a 'scratch' golfer.

For men, it's a tiny leap from this club...to this club!

'He has a very technical approach to the game.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Snooker Golf.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

I think you're ace

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'