Golf Nerd Gifts

Egg Golf

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Snooker Golf.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

I think you're ace

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Putting Practice.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'