Golf Fanatic Gifts

'Call my chiropractor!'

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

Who Designed This Course?

"See what happens when you square the clubface?"

'I'm playing golf with my bank manager and two of his friends.' - 'Impossible. There's no such thing as a bank manager with two friends.'

'That's why it's called 'same day surgery' - I take out your Gall Bladder and then play 18 holes of golf.'

"I think I'll shank this time!"

'He kept trying to hit me with this thing ... so I vaporized him.'

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

'A hole in one!'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

I came up with a foolproof way to knock ten strokes off my game...

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

"I can only play 9 holes . . . I think I'm supposed to get married today!"

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Just stave them off! I'm putting for eagle.'

Don Quixote Crazy Golf

golfer in the rain

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I'll always bring a Caddie, for as you know, I cannot tell a lie.'

'Good shot!'

'A sand wedge. A sand wedge, for crying out loud.'

Dumb dog...Will chase a small ball all day..

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Mr. Crenshaw gave up Sunday golf to go to church.'

"He missed a hole-in-one by an inch and a half."

Cheating at golf.

Why can't you simply cut the top off your egg like everybody else?

Golf Crime Scene.

Golfer chased by tiger sprints from wooded area shouting, 'Tiger! Woods! Tiger! Woods!'

jose maria olazabal

"This is the 'killer of a hole' I was telling you about."

Golfer Comes Across Desert Island