Golfing Fan Gifts

'For goodness sake if you can't be happy at least be happy for the garden!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Zeus's Caddy

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Putting Practice.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'