Heavenly Golf Fan Gifts

Golfing God.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'You're away, Doc!'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."