Heavenly Golf Fan Pillows

Golfing God.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'You're away, Doc!'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'