Sports Nerd Gifts

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Easter Island Cheeseheads

WiFi Signals

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Funky Facts: Football.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Corporate Greed.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Pickle

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Arch of Triumph Save

We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

Deregulated Baseball

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"This is not good at all!"

Kick! Go for it!

'That damn racial scandal.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Mitch McConnell

What?

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Self made dictator Putin