Nfl Nerds Gifts

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Football Fan.

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Thoughts of Fall

Shark Book Signing

'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'