Nerdy Enthusiasts Gifts

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Knights of the Square Table.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Geek Day Dreams

Learning.

Nerd night out.

Easter Egg Heads

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Toilet Paper

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

'I'm not being edutained!'

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

The art of regifting

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Basketball Nerds.

"You need to stop beginning every sentence with, 'technically.'"

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

On Tuesday evenings he went bungee jumping.

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

Home-Schooling Small Talk...

'Don't take this the wrong way son, but I think your dog might be a nerd.'

'I can spell.'