Nerdy Enthusiasts Gifts

'Maybe installing luxury boxes was a bit optimistic."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Knights of the Square Table.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Geek Day Dreams

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Easter Egg Heads

Nerd night out.

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Learning.

Toilet Paper

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

'I'm not being edutained!'

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

"You need to stop beginning every sentence with, 'technically.'"

Basketball Nerds.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

The art of regifting

On Tuesday evenings he went bungee jumping.

Home-Schooling Small Talk...

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

'Don't take this the wrong way son, but I think your dog might be a nerd.'