Neuro Enthusiasts Gifts

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Spindle Neurons

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

How information mingles in our brains

Woody Allen

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Brains

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"It's by A.I. Milne."

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Brain Charger

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Uh, I'll be right back - I just have to notify the authorities about something.

Ironmongers

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'