Sports Nut Gifts

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Football Fan

"Good game."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Spring Training

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

At the market