Golf Gear Guru Mugs

At the golf detox clinic.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Farmer Golf

"How much for my golf ball?"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Sport Utility Boot.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Largest Divot Trophy.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Forgotten anything?"