Golfing Gadget Guru Mugs

Extreme Golf

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Largest Divot Trophy.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"You have a good lie."

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Do you know any other poses?'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.