Golf Gear Gurus Mugs

I guess she had other plans for you.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

It can be taken up at any age....

Dummies Books.

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Largest Divot Trophy.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Do you know any other poses?'

"You have a good lie."