Fairway Joker Gifts

'Does it have a little red dot on it?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Tee for Two!

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

I warned you to keep it low!

'You're away, Doc!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'