Fairway Joker Gifts

'Does it have a little red dot on it?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Tee for Two!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

I warned you to keep it low!

'You're away, Doc!'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

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Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'