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"You tee off last, Ed, otherwise I'll be laughing so hard I won't be able to concentrate!"

Carefree luggage.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Cleaning the Horse

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

No Hand Signals

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."

"We need someone who's responsible."

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

'Vodka!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

'You state on your resume that you want to work very little, but get paid a lot. I do appreciate your honesty.'

Why politicians shouldn't be allowed to have children.

'Choose rich parents.'

'Look at this advert. It looks exactly like my job.'

'We may have done better if the jockey had carried the horse round!'

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