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"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Cleaning the Horse

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

COWS: Spare cow

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."

"We need someone who's responsible."

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

Turkey with an ax to grind.

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.