Fairway Fanatic Mugs

Where golfers come from.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Love This Game.

'I don't know why you think it's so hard to break a hundred! I did it in five holes!'

Fore!

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

A golfer has died on the 14th hole and is mourned by his mates, two other golfers ask - 'Do you mind if we play through...?'

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'I've never had a hole-in-one...or two...or three...or four...'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'What a divot.'

Dreaming about golf

'He lived and died for golf.'

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Tiger Woods

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Oh belle pute!'

Golf

I'd rather be in Augusta.

"Are you crazy? You'll never get there with a seven iron."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Golf Goose

"Did you see a divot, about this big, come flying past about a minute ago?"

Tee for Two!

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"Mind if we play through?"

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods,

'This is one tough golf hole!'