Holy Fairway Fanatic Mugs

'Well, what took so long?'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfing Bishop.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Tee for Two!

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Golfers lost on the road

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'What a divot?'