Festive Fairway Enthusiast Mugs

Have a swinging Christmas!

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Golfing Bishop.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Yo ho ho!

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Merry Kissmas

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Tee for Two!

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Santa Claus

Poinsettia

December Fest

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'