Green Fairway Wanderer Gifts

'Don't worry, we start off very gradually...'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Canadian Canoe.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Tee for Two!

'Some scout he is!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Golfers lost on the road

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

I warned you to keep it low!

I hate these flying fish

'You're away, Doc!'

The world at stake...

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'