Green Fairway Wanderer Mugs

'Don't worry, we start off very gradually...'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Canadian Canoe.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Tee for Two!

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

The world at stake...

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Welcome to Kew Gardens

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

I warned you to keep it low!

Golfers lost on the road

I hate these flying fish

'You're away, Doc!'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Suez canal blocking.