Fairway Adventurer Mugs

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Your best ever drive Fred, long and straight. Unfortunately the hole is this way!'

Fly Football

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Storage Unit of Love

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Whack A Soul.

Tee for Two!

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Golfers lost on the road

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'You're away, Doc!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

I warned you to keep it low!

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'What a divot?'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf