Greenspace Wanderer Mugs

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Monkey-artist

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"I brought cocoa."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Tree Funeral

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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