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Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Monkey-artist

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Tree Funeral

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

We never roam anymore.