Galactic Wanderer Mugs

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Black hole.

Next Exit - 4,500,000 Miles.

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"Can I get 850,000 gallons on pump 3?"

"You couldn't make it up! The first humans to travel faster than the speed of light... and there's nothing to see!"

"That's probably going to be there for 100,000,000 years."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Which one is named after me?'

Parking meter on the moon.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Space wants to kill you."