Golf Course Wanderer Mugs

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'

Golf Balls $1 Vending Machine

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"You said to have a Great Day so I skipped work and played golf."

Golf - Putting green.

Saturation: GOLF...next 27 exits.

'If it's still rolling, Ron, it's not lost.'

Tiger Woods

'I've always wanted to try this - hand me one of those bat things...'

"Fore!"

"They say that once you land in that bunker, you never get out."

"It's hard to say if your game is improving, but that's definitely the first divot-in-one I've ever seen."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Guy in gym

God in the bunker.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"You know damn well what noise!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'