Golf Course Warrior Mugs

Things get heated at the outing.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

The Golfing Accident

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Organic farm

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Stupid global warming!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'You must address the ball properly first.'

Too many beers at lunch?

"Dad, Dad, the termites have found our food stash!"

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Bit of a blow last night - I see the windfarms gone.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."