Animal Golfer Pillows

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Hole in forty-seven.

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

Smite Golfer or Cow?

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Luckily I hit the pin!

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"My kind of course."

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Sorry Dick. I kinda sliced that one."