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Cat Gets Hole in One.

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

The Golfer Gardener

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Golfing Romance

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'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

A goose loose on the golf course.

'Dude. Replace your divots.'

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

Practical Yolkers.

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

If golfers were honest with themselves.

The 19th hole

Golfer on green sees impossible hole in birdhouse.

'Remember 'be the ball'.' 'I am the ball. But apparently, I'm a devious, misguided, malevolent ball.'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

'Rats! I thought I was in luck when it landed in the water!'

'Call my chiropractor!'

Oil squirting out of a golf hole, as arabs ty to play.

'Go get help!'

'I told you this was a rough hole!'

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