Golf With A Furry Twist Pillows

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

The Golfer Gardener

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Golfing Romance

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'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Dude. Replace your divots.'

Practical Yolkers.

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

A goose loose on the golf course.

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

The 19th hole

If golfers were honest with themselves.

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

'Remember 'be the ball'.' 'I am the ball. But apparently, I'm a devious, misguided, malevolent ball.'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

Golfer on green sees impossible hole in birdhouse.

"That's not a divot so much as a major geological event."

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

'Rats! I thought I was in luck when it landed in the water!'

Green Fee $55. How much if we didn't use the green?

'Call my chiropractor!'

Oil squirting out of a golf hole, as arabs ty to play.

'Go get help!'

Specialized Clubs