Golfing Bear Lovers Pillows

The Princess and the Bear

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Baby Bear.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

You have the worst spring breath.

Bear at a vending machine

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."