Golfing Bear Lovers Gifts

The Princess and the Bear

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Baby Bear.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

Bear at a vending machine

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...