Golfing Buddy Pillows

"It's been an hour - let's face it, it's just not going to drop!"

"Both my wife and my daughter are in hospital."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Hole in one!!!!'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Dummies Books.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'My nurse is off sick today, so my caddy is filling in.'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'I'm like a caddy at your beck and call !'

Golfer couple just married

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"Let's try out the new course they built on the swamp, you say. No problem, you say, it's just a sand trap!"

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a golf ball!' (astronauts on seeing a huge golf ball).

Golfing Romance

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

'You did what during his backswing?'

"We went bowling last night and well, yeah."

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"