Friend Who Loves Golf Pillows

'It is a work related injury. I walked into my boss' office and took a flyer on his gold ball.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'You're away, Doc!'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Are you sure it's ours?'

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

The Golfer Gardener

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'