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'It is a work related injury. I walked into my boss' office and took a flyer on his gold ball.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'You're away, Doc!'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Are you sure it's ours?'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

Golf Ball Meatball